Chris, 22 years old, England, Faggot, Homoromantic, Romani, member of the clan MacLeod.
I use words like Queer/Fag/Homo to refer to myself.
Body positive, kink positive, sex positive, survivor.
[CW] and [TW] tags in place.
REST IN POWER
What’s the true definition of a twink you may ask? Besides being the homosexual male’s youngest and most hairless sub-species, twinks have a couple of other traits and here’s a quick guide to determine if you can wear the twink badge of (dis)honor. You may be a twink if:
- You’ve seen every cycle of America’s Next Top Model at least three times.
- You worship Honey Boo Boo and mourn the loss of gay icon Glitzy the Pig.
- A typical lunch is a can of Red Bull.
- You wear Lady Gaga’s perfume “Fame.”
- You can do makeup better than any star ofTeen Mom.
- You own a jockstrap but you don’t play sports.
- You have a One Direction poster.
- You respond to all of your tweets with a gif fromRealityTVGifs.
- You only talk to people who have iPhones.
- You watch everything Bravo-related: re-runs ofKathy Griffin’s My Life on The D-List, theReal Housewives,Watch What Happens Live, andFlipping Out.
- You’ve had sushi at least once this week.
- You want to go to a taping of Anderson Cooper’s talk show.
- It’s never too early to start drinking.
- Your vocabulary mostly consists of ratchet, slay, stan, twerk, HBIC, flaw-free, and kiki (a few of which should be banned).
- You wish you were onRuPaul’s Drag Race.
- You know whatTOWIEstands for.
- You’ve ordered a salad at McDonald’s.
- You refuse to wear underwear that cost less than $20.