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What’s the true definition of a twink you may ask? Besides being the homosexual male’s youngest and most hairless sub-species, twinks have a couple of other traits and here’s a quick guide to determine if you can wear the twink badge of (dis)honor. You may be a twink if:

• You’ve seen every cycle of America’s Next Top Model at least three times.
• You worship Honey Boo Boo and mourn the loss of gay icon Glitzy the Pig.
• A typical lunch is a can of Red Bull.
• You wear Lady Gaga’s perfume “Fame.”
• You can do makeup better than any star ofTeen Mom.
• You own a jockstrap but you don’t play sports.
• You have a One Direction poster.
• You respond to all of your tweets with a gif fromRealityTVGifs.
• You only talk to people who have iPhones.
• You watch everything Bravo-related: re-runs ofKathy Griffin’s My Life on The D-List, theReal Housewives,Watch What Happens Live, andFlipping Out.
• You’ve had sushi at least once this week.
• You want to go to a taping of Anderson Cooper’s talk show.
• It’s never too early to start drinking.
• Your vocabulary mostly consists of ratchet, slay, stan, twerk, HBIC, flaw-free, and kiki (a few of which should be banned).
• You wish you were onRuPaul’s Drag Race.
• You know whatTOWIEstands for.
• You’ve ordered a salad at McDonald’s.
• You refuse to wear underwear that cost less than $20.

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